- Dry turkey had a weird a-few-too-many-hours-left-out-of-the-fridge vibe to it
- Cranberry was almost like strawberry jam - sickly sweet
- The mayonnaise was like salad cream
- Bacon was dry, stringy and chewy and lacked any smoky flavour
- Stuffing was paste-like and tasted of nothing except salt.
Description: Turkey, pork and sage and onion stuffing, bacon, cranberry, mayonnaise, wholemeal bread