6 days of Christmas (Sandwiches) - day 3

Surely it can't be that hard to make a decent Christmas sandwich. Well, apparently the people at Co-op have no idea. It was almost as if the creators were trying to make a bad sandwich - here's a list of the five worst points (and there are more):

1. Dry turkey had a weird a-few-too-many-hours-left-out-of-the-fridge vibe to it
2. Cranberry was almost like strawberry jam - sickly sweet
3. The mayonnaise was like salad cream
4. Bacon was dry, stringy and chewy and lacked any smoky flavour
5. Stuffing was paste-like and tasted of nothing except salt.

Rubbish.

Description: Turkey, pork and sage and onion stuffing, bacon, cranberry, mayonnaise, wholemeal bread
Location: Co-op
Accompaniments: Water
Companion: None
Rating: 1/10